Abstract expressionistic music about a cat with an AAAA rhyming scheme.
Lyrics
I have a bad cat
He is very fat
He sat on my hat
And then he shat
He dragged the hat
All over my mat
Then he ate a bat
And made friends with a rat
I took this bad cat
To the laundromat
When we had a spat
About the theocrat
He's a diplomat
For this crazy dingbat
Sent us off to combat
Like a copycat
He's a bureaucrat
And a total ass-hat
Shut down the laundromat
Because he overheard chitchat
An aristocrat
And a cosmocrat
He's a pornocrat
Such a total prat
So I took this cat
Back to my flat
Gave up on the hat
Dumped it with the mat
We had a little chat
He'd have nothing of that
But I gave him a pat
He's my pussycat
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