Maybe you should have listened to the principal.
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Thank you for your interest
We hope you will be fine
But we have decided
Your candidacy is not on the line
Your permanent record states
You were truant three times
And then the incident
Where you colored outside of the lines
Another record
Of which we are aware
A piece of gum that
You placed in Ms. Marshall's hair
We know you are thinking
It was so long ago
But you were warned about
Throwing a rock in a ball of snow
Your auditor noted
Good behavior for thirty years
But we strongly believe
Past actions will shape future careers
Due to these factors
We're sure you will agree
Your best course of action
A re-education facility
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