Sockpuppet

Thank you for your interest
We hope you will be fine
But we have decided
Your candidacy is not on the line

Your permanent record states
You were truant three times
And then the incident
Where you colored outside of the lines

Another record
Of which we are aware
A piece of gum that
You placed in Ms. Marshall's hair

We know you are thinking
It was so long ago
But you were warned about
Throwing a rock in a ball of snow

Your auditor noted
Good behavior for thirty years
But we strongly believe
Past actions will shape future careers

Due to these factors
We're sure you will agree
Your best course of action
A re-education facility